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The Olsen Gang Goes Crazy is a 1973 Danish comedy film directed by Erik Balling and starring Ove Sprogøe. This was the fifth film in the Olsen Gang-series.
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{"type":"general","setup":"Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?","punchline":"At the bottom! ","id":293}
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