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Pauloosie Jamesie Akeeagok is a Canadian Inuk politician who in 2021 became the sixth and current premier of Nunavut. He was elected a member of the Legislative Assembly of Nunavut in the 2021 Nunavut general election. He represents the electoral district of Iqaluit-Niaqunnguu.
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Irigoyen is a surname. Notable people with the surname include:
- Adam Irigoyen, American actor \n
- Álvaro Arzú Irigoyen (1946–2018), Guatemalan politician, former President \n
- Bernardo de Irigoyen (1822–1906), Argentine lawyer, diplomat and politician \n
- Bernardo Irigoyen, Argentine cricketer \n
- Elsa Irigoyen (1919–2001), Argentine fencer \n
- José Irigoyen, appointed Spanish governor of Texas who never arrived to claim his office \n
- Julio Irigoyen (1894–1967), Argentine film director \n
- María Irigoyen, Argentine professional tennis player \n
- Martín Irigoyen, Argentine