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{"type":"standard","title":"Halasi","displaytitle":"Halasi","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q2222560","titles":{"canonical":"Halasi","normalized":"Halasi","display":"Halasi"},"pageid":4569888,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/2/27/Halasi_12.jpg/330px-Halasi_12.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/27/Halasi_12.jpg","width":1600,"height":1200},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1256453917","tid":"a50ed8c1-9efa-11ef-860a-908e63ec1e8f","timestamp":"2024-11-10T00:28:02Z","description":"Former capital of Kadambas in Karnataka, India","description_source":"local","coordinates":{"lat":15.54,"lon":74.59083333},"content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halasi","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halasi?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halasi?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Halasi"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halasi","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Halasi","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Halasi?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Halasi"}},"extract":"Halasi is a town in Khanapur Taluk, Belgaum District in Karnataka, India. It is 14 km from Khanapur and about 25 km from Kittur. As known from inscriptions, the ancient name of the town was Palāśikā. A centre of the early Kadamba Dynasty, it was a minor capital of the Goa Kadambas (980-1025). The town is notable for a series of medieval temples. The most famous are the Varāha Narasiṃha temple and Suvarṇeśvara temple in the town, and a third temple of Rāmeśvara. On a hill about 1.9 km. south-west of the town is a pilgrimage place known as Rāmatītha.","extract_html":"
Halasi is a town in Khanapur Taluk, Belgaum District in Karnataka, India. It is 14 km from Khanapur and about 25 km from Kittur. As known from inscriptions, the ancient name of the town was Palāśikā. A centre of the early Kadamba Dynasty, it was a minor capital of the Goa Kadambas (980-1025). The town is notable for a series of medieval temples. The most famous are the Varāha Narasiṃha temple and Suvarṇeśvara temple in the town, and a third temple of Rāmeśvara. On a hill about 1.9 km. south-west of the town is a pilgrimage place known as Rāmatītha.
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